Constitution Via the back door!

Now I am not a euro sceptic, or a europhobe, in fact I am not Euro anything.

See, I was and am English, now tony blair and the Scottish twats that run this country, seem to have made it harder and harder to be "just English". We must be British! nope sorry I am English, I was born in England, ergo I am English! So bollocks to the English haters amongst those of the ruling elite. We let the scots join us cause they live right next door same as the welsh, doesnt mean I want to be scottish or welsh, Ireland should be Irish, lets get rid!

By the same token I am not European, I do not agree with it, am not a member of it, and don't want to be a part of it. See I cannot for any reason see the point of being "in Europe", ffs these thick bastards caused the biggest world wars in the planets history! They have rules coming out there asses, if it ain't legislated you can't do... wtf, in good old England you can do what the hell you like as long as there is not a law against it. Your guilty until you prove yourself innocent in Eorope .. and how the feck can you do that from a prison cell? Where as in England you are presumed innocent until the state proves beyond reasonable doubt that you are guilty. We have trial by jury, made up of 12 good and true men/women... not a magistrate who will decide if there is a case to answer. At least with a jury you know some of the buggers got laid, unlike a magistrate who missis had a headache, so the first poor bastard in front of him is going down, as his wife didnt!

We drive on the correct side of the road, we queue for things, we moan about the weather, we have odd hobbies, like train spotting, and drama groups. We whinge about the rest of Europe and moan about how unlike us they are. It ain't racist its fucking realism, we don't have as much corruption in our politicians as they do. We are sceptical about most things our government tell us, we are blase about our laws, cause we know that whilst not perfect, its better than the shite they have in Europe. We believe in fair play, stiff upper lip etc, we don't mind the paki shops, bloody hell if it wasn't for the paki shops we wouldn't have Tesco's opening 24 hours! We like having arguments about anything even when we agree, we disagree about how much we agree, well that us, that's the English! We dont use imperial measurements or metric, we ask for a couple of apples, a touch of pepper and bit of common sense. Thats the English way!

Chinky's or Indians, its good food and we will eat it. But by eating it doesn't mean we subscribe to their religion, ffs they wanna be Islamic, Hindus whatever, just don't try and convert me mate and we will get on fine... Oh and another potion of egg fried rice whilst we are going on about it. You wanna dress funny go right ahead, just don't try and force anyone to dress the same way, you want to live here, then learn the fucking language, we are lazy bastards and cant be arsed, but then after all its our country, if I wanted to learn Indian/Chinese/Iraqi I would go the country or at least to college to learn, your here, therefore I don't have to. Your here and we reserve the right to take the piss out of you for the way you speak, not cause its nasty, but cause it really does sound funny as fuck! But you chose to live here cause you know its the best place in the world to live. We take the piss and deep down that means we like you, or have you not cottoned on to that yet?

We use war as a last resort, well we did till silly twat blair agreed to back bush, we try to keep our word, we recognise that we are slightly mad, but we rejoice in the madness we share, we love our eccentrics, like Boris Johnson.... ffs in any other country that bugger would have been shot by now, we have Jeremy Clarkson and his lovely hamster, which he finally got back, albeit after a beating about the head at 300 miles per hour. We embrace, but not literally, Janet Street Porter, she is a complete fuckwit, but she swears and we like that, we like the fact that she tells it as she thinks it is even if she does speak absolute shyte!

We are as a race completely fucked up, but for us it works, we don't need to join a club, that once your in you cant get out. We want to make our own rules, we want the house of lords, cause we know they're fucking mad as hatters, but we keep them where they have something to do and they don't annoy the horses or ladies! We like having our own money and spending it, we dont need the EU to tell us how and when we can spend it, and on which other countries, ffs charity begins at home not in Poland or Solvinia!

We don't trust our politicians, so we have an institution we call the house of commons so we know just where we put them, we know the house of lords will keep them in paper work for five years, so it will keep them busy and lets us normal folk get on with earning a living. Then after four or five years we trot the silly fuckwits out to give us all a laugh at election time, and take the piss out of John Snow and his swingometer.

Well that was the case until some foreign fuckwit had the idea of the EU, and a dopey cunt called ted heath lied through his back teeth, and got us to join. Now the aforementioned said EU passes about 75% to 80% of our legislation, sorry but I thought that was what we paid our politicians to do? The EU had an idea of a constitution, now I hate the fucking frogs as much as the next bloke, but to give them their due, the froggies saw through it and said Non, or in plain English No!
Now one would have thought that that would be the end of it, but no the fuckwits in the EU still want the constitution, so they have had a brainwave, lets call it a mini treaty, that way no fucker gets a referendum on it especially those English twats! In order to sell it to Blair we will let him think he can be the first EU President!

Well I have a motto, its dead easy and really understandable by all. It is "You want to fuck me? kiss me first, you don't kiss me, you don't get to fuck me!" I get the impression that the EU not only wants to fuck me, it wants to fuck me via the back door, and that as the froggies say is a NON!!! I won't bend over and be shafted by anyone!!!!